Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Attempts on the Idiot Feral Human's life

Dear Stupid Dogs,

Do NOT trip up the human. I don't want her to fall and get killed. Not that I give so much a damn about HER, mind you, but she does have the opposable thumbs around here and feeds me. If she dies, who feeds me? Not to mention, if I want her offed, I'll do it myself, thankyouverymuch, and a hell of a lot more efficiently than YOU two could manage.


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