Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Learn to hunt

Not-dear Stupid Girl Kitten,

You gotta learn to hunt sometime, and due to lack of natural prey in this house (the Idiot Feral Human does keep a clean house, I'll say that much for her), then we have to make do with what's at hand. I know the Idiot Feral Human's socks smell, but if you can handle those, you can handle anything else that might come up.

So start hunting instead of following me around like a dummy, dammit.

Hisses,
Chase

3 comments:

  1. I see many interrupted naps in your future, Chase!

    Bunny

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  2. Chase-


    I too have to carry the hunting load in my house. It`s a heavy burden indeed. Maybe you could teach your kitten the joy of human toes??


    Lu-Lu

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  3. Chase, I have told Mutti all about you (she's black too) and you're her idol.

    Patsy from Greytalk

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