Sunday, August 30, 2009

Waking up and bathtimes

Not-dear Idiot Feral Human,

If you wake up to me sitting on your chest and glaring into your eyes, you might want to take that as a hint that you have displeased me, instead of telling me to "Get my fat ass off" (you should talk).

Same goes for if you take a 'bubble bath' and sleep in the water (dunking your entire bodies in water, more proof of human stupidity) and leave the door open enough for me to get in and hop onto the side of the tub and glare at you.

By the way, screaming in the second case was not necessary. And don't give me that "You scared me!" crap.


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