It's my birthday

Not-dear Idiot Dog-Lovin' Humans,

Today is my 13th birthday. Here's what I want: The stupid greyhounds out of here and a new human to serve me. The idiot girl kitten can stay.

The Idiot Feral Human advised me that most of you would rather celebrate this St. Patrick's Day instead. Whatever. Knock yourselves out. It's not like the way you celebrate could lower you in my eyes any more than what you already are.

Hisses,
Chase