Tuesday, May 5, 2009

A Two-Fur, not that you idiot humans deserve it

Dear Idiot Human,

Dazzle and I drinking out of the same water bowl at the same time doesn't mean a damn thing except that I was thirsty and she is too stupid to respect my personal space. But once again, you get all excited and think this means I love her or some stupid thing like that. Moron.

Hisses,
Chase


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Dear Stupid Girl-Kitten,

Don't think I haven't noticed you calling Dazzle over to you then rubbing yourself up against her face. I raised you better than that.

Hisses,
Chase

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