Dear Stupid Dazzle,
Quit licking me when I am taking my nap on the sofa.
Hisses,
Chase
Dear Stupid Human,
Your so-call 'observation' that it takes me five minutes of being licked before I start hissing at her is probably wrong, mainly because you are stupid and have no sense of time, and is not appreciated. Feel free to keep your comments of, "Aww, I know you love your puppy" to yourself. Idiot.
Hisses,
Chase
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Not-dear stupid humans. I am Chase the cat. I own an idiot feral human, and am responsible for the training of a stupid girl kitten and two idiot greyhounds. This blog is to explain what exactly I have to put up with around here regarding the proper training of the whole lot of 'em. It ain't easy, but somebody's gotta do it.
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