Not-dear Idiot Feral Human,
Just because the top of my head is flat does not mean you get to balance your soda can on it.
You're pushing your luck lately.
Hisses,
Chase
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Not-dear stupid humans. I am Chase the cat. I own an idiot feral human, and am responsible for the training of a stupid girl kitten and two idiot greyhounds. This blog is to explain what exactly I have to put up with around here regarding the proper training of the whole lot of 'em. It ain't easy, but somebody's gotta do it.
Perhaps you need a coaster hat? I'm sure your human appreciates you holding her drinks for her!
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